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Chelsea 4–3 Brighton | Entertainers

Chelsea 4–3 Brighton | Entertainers

Chelsea are many things right now, but boring isn't one of them. Chelsea's centre-backs played more diagonal balls than five-yard passes at the weekend, and…

1 September 2026 · 49 min
Chelsea 2–0 Luton | Rebuild

Chelsea 2–0 Luton | Rebuild

One game was all it took. Xabi Alonso watched Robert Sánchez against Fulham and Chelsea signed Emiliano Martínez three days later — £7.5m, two years, mentality…

28 August 2026 · 51 min
Fulham 2–3 Chelsea | 31 Seconds

Fulham 2–3 Chelsea | 31 Seconds

31 seconds. That's all it took for the Xabi Alonso era to get started. Chris and Joe are buzzing after Chelsea's breathless 3-2 win at Fulham, with Cole Palmer…

25 August 2026 · 56 min
Fulham v Chelsea Preview | Fear Factor

Fulham v Chelsea Preview | Fear Factor

Xabi Alonso wants Chelsea to put fear back into the Premier League — and Monday night at Craven Cottage is where that starts. Chris and Joe preview the season…

21 August 2026 · 35 min
The 2026/27 Chelsea Season Preview

The 2026/27 Chelsea Season Preview

There's a real buzz around Chelsea heading into 2026/27 — Chris and Joe call it the most open Premier League in years. Xabi Alonso's aura alone has lifted the…

18 August 2026 · 37 min
Dark Horses?

Dark Horses?

Xabi Alonso has two unsolved problems going into the season — goalkeeper and central midfield — and Chris and Joe work through why neither gets fixed by the…

7 August 2026 · 48 min
Chelsea Pensioners

Chelsea Pensioners

Chelsea have signed two grandads — and somehow it feels exactly right. Danny Welbeck and Jordan Henderson arrive with 71 years of experience between them, the…

1 August 2026 · 42 min
Talking Tactics

Talking Tactics

The tingles are back. Chelsea just dropped £117m on Morgan Rogers, prised from under Arsenal's nose, and suddenly a squad still recovering from 10th place…

22 July 2026 · 46 min
Match Fit

Match Fit

Five names, one question: who actually turns up fit and firing under Xabi Alonso? Chris and Joe run through the Chelsea players with most to prove this…

18 July 2026 · 50 min
New Era

New Era

New manager, new swagger, and a transfer window already splitting the fanbase. Xabi Alonso's first day at Cobham brought a calm Chelsea have been missing for…

11 July 2026 · 48 min
 26/27 Chelsea Squad Pick

26/27 Chelsea Squad Pick

Chris and Joe build their full 26/27 squad for Xabi Alonzo — position by position. Exits that feel overdue. New faces that could make the difference. And a…

29 June 2026 · 58 min
The 25/26 Chelsea Awards

The 25/26 Chelsea Awards

The season is over — and not a moment too soon. Chris and Joe hand out the awards nobody wanted to give. Goals, moments, and one word that perfectly sums up…

3 June 2026 · 52 min
Sunderland 2–1 Chelsea | 10th

Sunderland 2–1 Chelsea | 10th

Tenth.Same distance from relegation as from fourth — and that symmetry tells you everything about the season. Chelsea didn't just miss Europe, they didn't…

26 May 2026 · 31 min
Chelsea 2–1 Spurs | Again

Chelsea 2–1 Spurs | Again

Chelsea beat Spurs. Again. Six in a row, three doubles in three seasons, 11 wins in the last 13. Enzo Fernandez produces an absolute worldy and reminds…

20 May 2026 · 36 min
Chelsea 0–1 Man City | Reset

Chelsea 0–1 Man City | Reset

The reset button has been pressed — and with the appointment of Xabi Alonso as manager, not head coach, are BlueCo finally admitting their mistakes? Chelsea…

17 May 2026 · 1h 0m
Cup Final Preview

Cup Final Preview

AMan City haven't lost a domestic game since January 17th. Chelsea have lost six consecutive Wembley finals. On paper, this shouldn't be close - but Chris and…

14 May 2026 · 27 min
Liverpool 1–1 Chelsea | Hope

Liverpool 1–1 Chelsea | Hope

A point at Anfield shouldn't feel like oxygen. And yet here we are. Chelsea draw 1–1 with Liverpool and for the first time in what feels like months, there's…

9 May 2026 · 25 min
Chelsea 1–3 Forest | Rotten

Chelsea 1–3 Forest | Rotten

Forest come to the Bridge and leave with three points they barely had to work for. A major clear-out is needed this summer. That's where Chris and Joe land…

5 May 2026 · 46 min
Chelsea 1–0 Leeds | Spirit

Chelsea 1–0 Leeds | Spirit

Chelsea channelled the spirit of 1970 at Wembley - direct, aggressive, unafraid - and suddenly this season has a pulse again. Enzo Fernandez's header broke the…

27 April 2026 · 51 min
Emergency Pod! Rosenior Out - Who's Next?

Emergency Pod! Rosenior Out - Who's Next?

Four years in, and BlueCo's managerial record reads: Potter, Pochettino, Maresca, Rosenior. Chris maps that against Abramovich's first four years — Mourinho,…

24 April 2026 · 52 min
Brighton 3–0 Chelsea | Sinking

Brighton 3–0 Chelsea | Sinking

Five games in a row lost and without a goal. The last time Chelsea managed that, the Titanic had literally just sunk. Chris and Joe are past angry. This is…

23 April 2026 · 28 min
Chelsea 0–1 Man Utd | Hollow

Chelsea 0–1 Man Utd | Hollow

Chelsea lose 1-0 to a dreadful Manchester United side and the most alarming thing isn't the result, it's the silence and emptiness of a season draining away...…

19 April 2026 · 1h 18m
Chelsea 0–3 Man City | Boys 0–3 Men

Chelsea 0–3 Man City | Boys 0–3 Men

Pep took it personally in 2021 and Chelsea haven't beaten Man City since. Yesterday felt like a reminder of exactly why. Chris and Joe go through the wreckage…

13 April 2026 · 1h 14m
The Run-In

The Run-In

Seven games left. An FA Cup semi-final. Chelsea could still finish third. They could also finish eighth. Chris and Joe sit down in person to preview Sunday's…

9 April 2026 · 41 min
Chelsea 7–0 Port Vale | Celery

Chelsea 7–0 Port Vale | Celery

93% of Chelsea fans think this season ends in disaster — and a 7–0 cup win over League One opposition isn't going to change that. Chris and Joe react to the FA…

6 April 2026 · 55 min
How BlueCo Spent £1.5 Billion — And What We Got For It

How BlueCo Spent £1.5 Billion — And What We Got For It

The receipts are in, and they make for grim reading. Chris and Joe sit down with analyst Roland to forensically examine all 49 BlueCo signings - sorting them…

30 March 2026 · 39 min
Everton 3–0 Chelsea | Outrun

Everton 3–0 Chelsea | Outrun

Nobody warned you it would feel like this. Everton 3–0, outrun in every single Premier League game this season, and a fanbase that's stopped being angry and…

23 March 2026 · 1h 17m
Chelsea 0–3 PSG | A New Low

Chelsea 0–3 PSG | A New Low

A humiliating night at Stamford Bridge. A record Champions League defeat on aggregate. And a Chelsea performance that felt like a new low. Chris and Joe break…

18 March 2026 · 1h 0m
Chelsea 0–1 Newcastle | Progress…?

Chelsea 0–1 Newcastle | Progress…?

Another home defeat. Another disjointed display. Another Chelsea performance that felt all too familiar. Chris and Joe react to a flat, frustrating loss to…

16 March 2026 · 1h 19m
PSG 5–2 Chelsea | Collapse

PSG 5–2 Chelsea | Collapse

For 70 minutes, Chelsea went toe-to-toe with the best team in Europe. They played with courage. They played with quality. At times, they were the better side.…

12 March 2026 · 40 min
Wrexham 2–4 Chelsea | Hollywood

Wrexham 2–4 Chelsea | Hollywood

How do you react when your team wins… but still leaves you annoyed? Chelsea are through after a chaotic 4–2 win at Wrexham, but this was anything but…

9 March 2026 · 54 min
Aston Villa 1–4 Chelsea | Sexy Football

Aston Villa 1–4 Chelsea | Sexy Football

... that's what Ruud Gullit would call it. Chelsea go to Villa Park, concede early, then remember how good we can be. We get into Rosenior’s big call in goal,…

5 March 2026 · 54 min
Arsenal 2–1 Chelsea | The Beautiful Game

Arsenal 2–1 Chelsea | The Beautiful Game

It wasn't pretty was it? A match decided by corners, calamity and cards. We unpack Arsenal 2–1 Chelsea and why we're just sick of seeing us shoot ourselves in…

2 March 2026 · 56 min
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

Eleven games left. No freebies. Crunch time, whether we like it or not. Chris maps out the run-in and what we'll need to do to qualify for the Champions…

25 February 2026 · 46 min
Chelsea 1–1 Burnley | Infuriating

Chelsea 1–1 Burnley | Infuriating

We keep shooting ourselves in the foot. Chelsea v Burnley should’ve been calm, and instead it’s another one that leaves you staring at the wall. Sixth red card…

22 February 2026 · 1h 3m
Our Chelsea Stories

Our Chelsea Stories

No midweek Chelsea? What are we to do with ourselves..? This week we go off-script, and Chris and Joe share their Chelsea origin stories. First games, old…

19 February 2026 · 49 min
Hull 0–4 Chelsea | Lookalikes

Hull 0–4 Chelsea | Lookalikes

What banana skin? 4-0 in the blizzard and it could’ve been more. We talk Neto silencing the critics, Delap baking nicely and Hato stepping up. This team just…

15 February 2026 · 58 min
Chelsea 2–2 Leeds | How?

Chelsea 2–2 Leeds | How?

How have we not won that game? Chelsea go from 2–0 up and coasting to giving Leeds life with 6 minutes of madness. We look at Santos speeding us up, Joao Pedro…

11 February 2026 · 57 min
Wolves 1–3 Chelsea | Palmer again

Wolves 1–3 Chelsea | Palmer again

...ole ole. Not a classic, but job done and 4/4 for Liam Rosenior in the Premier League. Wolves were hopeless, Chelsea were 3–0 up without breaking sweat and…

7 February 2026 · 36 min
Arsenal 1–0 Chelsea | Stay Classy

Arsenal 1–0 Chelsea | Stay Classy

Not the result, but plenty in that performance. Chelsea went to Arsenal with a clear game plan, stayed in the tie, and looked in control for most of the night.…

4 February 2026 · 43 min
Chelsea 3–2 West Ham | Lions

Chelsea 3–2 West Ham | Lions

Pride of lions, that. From as bad a first-half as we've seen all season, to a night to remember. We get into the changes, the centre-back circus, Enzo…

1 February 2026 · 52 min
Napoli 2–3 Chelsea | Bellissimo

Napoli 2–3 Chelsea | Bellissimo

Napoli hadn’t lost at home for 25 games… and we’ve just rocked up at the Maradona and nicked it. Enzo stays perfect from the spot, Palmer changes the tempo,…

29 January 2026 · 46 min
Palace 1–3 Chelsea | Samba & Tango

Palace 1–3 Chelsea | Samba & Tango

All three goals from Brazil and Argentina, and for once Chelsea put their foot down when it mattered. Estêvão's solo goal is magic, João Pedro bags another…

25 January 2026 · 52 min
Chelsea 1–0 Pafos | Uninspiring

Chelsea 1–0 Pafos | Uninspiring

Job done on paper, but this one felt like 90 minutes of pushing treacle uphill. In this episode we get into the same old story: low block, zero urgency, robot…

22 January 2026 · 52 min
Chelsea 2–0 Brentford | Scrappy

Chelsea 2–0 Brentford | Scrappy

It wasn’t pretty. At times it was barely watchable. But Chelsea won a football match, and right now that’s all that matters. We break down a scrappy 2–0 win…

18 January 2026 · 56 min
Chelsea 2–3 Arsenal | Giftwrapped

Chelsea 2–3 Arsenal | Giftwrapped

A semi-final, at home, and we basically handed them the keys. 3–2 makes it look close but it didn’t feel like it at times. We get into the Sanchez build-up…

15 January 2026 · 48 min
Charlton 1–5 Chelsea 5 | Tosin, leader, legend

Charlton 1–5 Chelsea 5 | Tosin, leader, legend

The new era starts with a win. Liam Rosenior’s first game in charge couldn’t have gone much better. Rotated side, clear ideas, and Chelsea in control from the…

11 January 2026 · 51 min
Fulham 2–1 Chelsea | Fuming

Fulham 2–1 Chelsea | Fuming

This one hurt. Properly. We head back from the Cottage with another loss, another red card, and the same old questions screaming at us. Chelsea were on top,…

8 January 2026 · 1h 2m
Man City 1–1 Chelsea | Belief

Man City 1–1 Chelsea | Belief

Chelsea give us something to believe in… In this episode, we react to Man City 1–1 Chelsea — a performance that felt bigger than just a point. A bold halftime…

4 January 2026 · 59 min
Emergency Pod! Maresca Out  - What's Next?

Emergency Pod! Maresca Out - What's Next?

New year, same Chelsea. Chris and Joe jump on an emergency pod after the news drops: Enzo Maresca is out — and it’s not even lunchtime on New Year’s Day. Where…

1 January 2026 · 1h 5m
Chelsea 2–2 Bournemouth | The definition of insanity

Chelsea 2–2 Bournemouth | The definition of insanity

Chelsea draw 2–2 with Bournemouth and somehow we’re the ones hanging on. Joe gets into the long throws, the passengers, the half-time hooks, and why defending…

31 December 2025 · 50 min
Chelsea 1–2 Villa | Inevitable

Chelsea 1–2 Villa | Inevitable

One of those games you could see coming… and it still hurts. Chris and Joe react straight from Dixon’s after Chelsea 1–2 Villa — comfortable for an hour, don’t…

28 December 2025 · 46 min
Newcastle 2–2 Chelsea | Jekyll & Hyde

Newcastle 2–2 Chelsea | Jekyll & Hyde

Two halves, two different Chelseas. In this episode, we react to Newcastle 2–2 Chelsea — an awful first half, then a proper comeback sparked by a Reece James…

21 December 2025 · 49 min
Cardiff 1–3 Chelsea | The B-Team

Cardiff 1–3 Chelsea | The B-Team

Not pretty… but we’re in the semis. Chelsea made it hard work at Cardiff with the B-Team out, looked shaky when they levelled, and for a moment it felt like…

17 December 2025 · 40 min
Chelsea 2–0 Everton | London Buses

Chelsea 2–0 Everton | London Buses

Not a game that’ll live long in the memory… but we’ll take it. Chelsea 2-0 Everton wasn't a classic but after the last few weeks it was exactly what the doctor…

15 December 2025 · 45 min
Atalanta 2–1 Chelsea | Passive

Atalanta 2–1 Chelsea | Passive

Four games, no wins, and you’re left wondering how we’ve managed to drain all the momentum out of our own season. Chris and Joe break down a night where…

10 December 2025 · 41 min
Bournemouth 0–0 Chelsea | Do we need a striker?

Bournemouth 0–0 Chelsea | Do we need a striker?

Another reality check on the south coast. Chelsea huffed and puffed their way to a 0–0 at Bournemouth — and after that Leeds disaster in midweek, it all feels…

8 December 2025 · 49 min
Leeds 3–1 Chelsea | FFS

Leeds 3–1 Chelsea | FFS

From Arsenal pride to Elland Road humiliation in four days. Proper crash back down to earth. In this episode, we pick through that 3–1 defeat at Leeds — from…

4 December 2025 · 48 min
Chelsea 1–1 Arsenal | Big Balls

Chelsea 1–1 Arsenal | Big Balls

All square at The Bridge and Chelsea showed some real character. Proper balls. We talk Reece bossing midfield, Caicedo’s red and how 10-man Chelsea still went…

1 December 2025 · 42 min
Chelsea 3–0 Barcelona | Dark Horses

Chelsea 3–0 Barcelona | Dark Horses

One of those Bridge nights you don’t forget in a hurry. Chelsea didn’t just beat Barcelona — they bullied them. We get into Cucurella locking down Lamal,…

26 November 2025 · 59 min
Burnley 0–2 Chelsea | Under the Radar

Burnley 0–2 Chelsea | Under the Radar

Wasn’t pretty, wasn’t thrilling, but it’s exactly the kind of win you want straight after an international break. We chat through the 2–0 at Burnley: slow…

23 November 2025 · 53 min
Overrated

Overrated

International break and no Chelsea to make or break your weekend. In this episode, we dive into your listener questions: who should Chelsea buy in January, and…

17 November 2025 · 41 min
Chelsea 3–0 Wolves | The Garnacho Show

Chelsea 3–0 Wolves | The Garnacho Show

That’s more like it. A sharp start, a bit of huffing and puffing, then a proper grown-up win. Gusto got his first-ever goal, Estevão lit up the Bridge again,…

10 November 2025 · 1h 2m
Qarabag 2–2 Chelsea | Tinkerman 2.0

Qarabag 2–2 Chelsea | Tinkerman 2.0

Another bipolar Chelsea night in Europe. Chris and Joe get into the tinkering: too many changes, no rhythm, and a centre-back carousel that keeps inviting…

6 November 2025 · 26 min
Spurs 0–1 Chelsea | Grown-up

Spurs 0–1 Chelsea | Grown-up

A proper derby job. Chelsea went to Three Point Lane and looked… mature. Controlled, compact, and nasty in all the right ways. Could’ve been four or five, but…

2 November 2025 · 52 min
Wolves 3–4 Chelsea | Chaos

Wolves 3–4 Chelsea | Chaos

Pure carnage at Molineux — all swagger, then squeaky bums. Chelsea blitz to a 3–0 lead with Andrey Santos running the show, Gittens electric with two assists…

30 October 2025 · 55 min
Chelsea 1–2 Sunderland | Clueless

Chelsea 1–2 Sunderland | Clueless

Chelsea somehow manage to lose at home to Sunderland. Garnacho scores early, but it’s the same old story: no control, no ideas against the low block, and then…

26 October 2025 · 53 min
Chelsea 5–1 Ajax | Teenage Kicks

Chelsea 5–1 Ajax | Teenage Kicks

About as close to a perfect Champions League night as you’re going to get. Chelsea smash Ajax 5–1, three different teenagers on the scoresheet, and plenty of…

24 October 2025 · 34 min
Forest 0–3 Chelsea | Two of our own

Forest 0–3 Chelsea | Two of our own

Chelsea win 3–0 at the City Ground with a big second half performance. This one belonged to Cobham. Reece James, on his 200th appearance, led by example -…

19 October 2025 · 44 min
Style or Substance?

Style or Substance?

International break but no let-up: Chris and Joe are in the studio asking the big one - what actually makes football fun? We get into pragmatism vs purity,…

13 October 2025 · 33 min
Chelsea 2–1 Liverpool | Limbs

Chelsea 2–1 Liverpool | Limbs

Bedlam at the Bridge. A last-gasp winner from Estevão and the limbs in the Matthew Harding were pure, unfiltered joy. Chris and Joe talk through the dread at…

5 October 2025 · 49 min
Chelsea 1–0 Benfica | Special Once

Chelsea 1–0 Benfica | Special Once

It wasn't pretty, but Chelsea have their first Champions League win in two and a half years. Chris and Joe break down the Benfica grind: Caicedo’s near-perfect…

1 October 2025 · 40 min
Chelsea 1–3 Brighton | Calma

Chelsea 1–3 Brighton | Calma

Chris and Joe break down a deflating afternoon at Stamford Bridge as Brighton extend their bogey-team status with a 3–1 win. After yet another red card…

28 September 2025 · 1h 3m
Lincoln 1–2 Chelsea | Uninspiring

Lincoln 1–2 Chelsea | Uninspiring

A win, but not much else to shout about. Chris and Joe look back on a cup tie that felt more like survival than progress, with Chelsea scraping past Lincoln…

24 September 2025 · 55 min
Man Utd 2–1 Chelsea | Headloss

Man Utd 2–1 Chelsea | Headloss

Well, it was fun for 5 minutes wasn't it... In this episode, we try to make sense of a sodden Old Trafford night that started with a rash Sanchez red and…

21 September 2025 · 43 min
Bayern 3–1 Chelsea | Schoolboy mistakes, Manchester awaits

Bayern 3–1 Chelsea | Schoolboy mistakes, Manchester awaits

Chris and Joe break down Chelsea’s 3–1 defeat in Munich - from defensive lapses and schoolboy errors to Palmer’s swagger and Sanchez keeping the score…

18 September 2025 · 50 min
Brentford 2–2 Chelsea | Buzzkill

Brentford 2–2 Chelsea | Buzzkill

Well, that was frustrating. Chris and Joe relive the late sting of Brentford away, where Caicedo and Palmer’s brilliance should’ve sealed it… until the…

14 September 2025 · 55 min
The Future of Stamford Bridge

The Future of Stamford Bridge

What does the future hold for Stamford Bridge? In this special two-part episode, Chris and Joe kick off with their final verdict on Chelsea’s transfer window -…

10 September 2025 · 1h 30m
Chelsea 2–0 Fulham | Clear and obvious

Chelsea 2–0 Fulham | Clear and obvious

VAR gave us the rub of the green again as the Blues edged Fulham 2–0 at the Bridge. Chris and Joe break down a frustrating but ultimately winning performance:…

30 August 2025 · 54 min
West Ham 1–5 Chelsea | Hammers Hammered

West Ham 1–5 Chelsea | Hammers Hammered

Chelsea hit West Ham for five under the lights at the London Stadium - and it could’ve been more. Chris and Joe share instant reactions to a wild 5-1 win: the…

23 August 2025 · 53 min
Chelsea 0–0 Crystal Palace | Reality Check

Chelsea 0–0 Crystal Palace | Reality Check

Chelsea’s season opener didn’t exactly go to script. In this episode, Chris and Joe share their raw reactions from Stamford Bridge after a flat 0-0 draw with…

18 August 2025 · 34 min
Palace Preview with Daniel Childs (Son of Chelsea)

Palace Preview with Daniel Childs (Son of Chelsea)

Chris and Joe are joined by Daniel Childs (Son of Chelsea) to talk Palace on Sunday, the buzz around the Bridge, and which of our summer signings excite them…

15 August 2025 · 58 min
The 2025/26 Season Preview

The 2025/26 Season Preview

Chelsea are back - and this season feels different. Chris and Joe preview the 2025/26 campaign with a position-by-position look at the squad, from Rob…

12 August 2025 · 1h 5m
Champions of the World

Champions of the World

Chelsea. Champions of the World. Let that sink in. In this end-of-season episode, Chris and Joe react to one of the most astonishing performances in Chelsea…

14 July 2025 · 1h 3m
World Cup Finalists

World Cup Finalists

Chelsea are in another final - and this one could make history. In this episode, Chris and Joe react to a statement semi-final win that showcased everything…

9 July 2025 · 53 min
Maresca 2.0

Maresca 2.0

High octane, front-foot football. Cole Palmer back with swagger. André Santos impressing on debut. And Levi Colwill looking more like a captain every week. In…

6 July 2025 · 45 min
Benfica’s marathon, Chelsea’s sprint finish

Benfica’s marathon, Chelsea’s sprint finish

A two-hour delay. A 2am finish. And a ten-minute blitz that sent Chelsea into the next round. Chris and Joe relive one of the most bizarre - and brilliant -…

29 June 2025 · 45 min
What is the Club World Cup really telling us?

What is the Club World Cup really telling us?

Chelsea lose to Flamengo - but that’s only part of the story. In this episode, Chris and Joe reflect on the strange summer rhythm of the Club World Cup, assess…

22 June 2025 · 47 min
Chelsea's $250 Million Bomb Squad

Chelsea's $250 Million Bomb Squad

Which players will Chelsea sell this summer - and for how much? Chris and Joe break down Chelsea’s forgotten 25, estimating realistic transfer fees and loan…

12 June 2025 · 1h 21m
The 24/25 Chelsea Awards

The 24/25 Chelsea Awards

From Pedro Neto limbs at Fulham to Palmer’s Brighton masterclass - it’s time to hand out the Chelsea end-of-season awards. In this episode, Chris and Joe name…

6 June 2025 · 39 min
We've won it all (again)

We've won it all (again)

Chelsea are back lifting trophies - and it looks right. In this episode, Chris and Joe react to a chaotic Europa Conference League final that swung from…

29 May 2025 · 53 min
Back competing against Europe's elite (and Tottenham)

Back competing against Europe's elite (and Tottenham)

Chelsea are back in the Champions League! In this episode, Chris and Joe share their instant reactions to the final day drama, reflect on the emotional…

26 May 2025 · 44 min
Season Defining

Season Defining

With Champions League qualification on the line, Joe and Chris break from tradition for a rare match preview. In this episode, they talk Reece James, rotating…

21 May 2025 · 46 min
Cucurella, what a fella

Cucurella, what a fella

Thank fudge for that. A moment of magic from Reece James and Marc Cucurella kept Chelsea's Champions League hopes alive in a massive Friday night win at The…

17 May 2025 · 37 min
Three. Cup. Finals.

Three. Cup. Finals.

Chelsea’s season hangs in the balance. After a bruising defeat at St James’ Park, just three games remain — and they could define not only this season, but the…

12 May 2025 · 1h 1m
Cole's winter is coming

Cole's winter is coming

Cole Palmer scores again - the coldest man in London brings winter to Stamford Bridge, despite the May sunshine. In this episode, we break down a huge weekend…

5 May 2025 · 51 min
Toffees Tumble, Rumours Rumble

Toffees Tumble, Rumours Rumble

Every game’s a cup final now - and Chelsea passed the first test with a gritty win at The Bridge. It wasn’t pretty, but it proved we can win the messy way. We…

27 April 2025 · 37 min
Salvation

Salvation

With 83 minutes on the clock at Craven Cottage, Chelsea's season looked dead and buried. 10 minutes and two brilliant goals later and Tyrique George and Pedro…

21 April 2025 · 42 min
Is Maresca the problem?

Is Maresca the problem?

Well, it could have been worse... but it could have been a lot better. Chelsea came back from 2-0 to get a 2-2 draw at home to Ipswich, but the truth is that…

13 April 2025 · 40 min
Double, double, double

Double, double, double

Chelsea do the double, double over Spurs - and everything feels right in the world. In our 50th episode, we come to you 'live' from Stamford Bridge to react to…

4 April 2025 · 32 min
Chelsea 2025/26 Squad Pick

Chelsea 2025/26 Squad Pick

Who should stay, and who should go this summer? In this episode, we take stock of the Chelsea squad and break down what’s needed to challenge at the top next…

24 March 2025 · 1h 4m
Let's talk about Maresca

Let's talk about Maresca

Chelsea's big game blues continued with a limp display at The Emirates that left us with more questions than answers about Maresca's Chelsea. In this episode…

17 March 2025 · 44 min
Progress not Perfection

Progress not Perfection

Well, it's definitely not perfect, but are we seeing signs of progress..? At this stage of the season, it's all about results and Chelsea's win against…

10 March 2025 · 31 min
What did Chelsea get for €1.4 billion?

What did Chelsea get for €1.4 billion?

It's the question we've all either been asked, or asked ourselves - just what have Chelsea spent all that money on? In this episode, we break down the spending…

26 February 2025 · 46 min
That one hurt

That one hurt

Does anyone else miss Petr Cech? We reflect on perhaps the most painful defeat of the season, with Chelsea going down 2-1 at Villa Park with a last minute…

23 February 2025 · 33 min
What's gone wrong?

What's gone wrong?

Two months ago, Chelsea were 2nd in the league, scoring goals for fun and the manager, players and fans were united in a way we'd not seen in years. Today,…

15 February 2025 · 43 min
Passion

Passion

A no holes barred reflection on everything that's wrong with Chelsea right now after a dismal performance in our 2-1 defeat in the FA Cup at Brighton. Not one…

9 February 2025 · 50 min
Chelsea finally switch to Plan B - and it works

Chelsea finally switch to Plan B - and it works

For the the first time since 2013, Chelsea have won a PL home game when trailing at half-time. With Enzo Maresca finally showing us that he has a Plan B, could…

4 February 2025 · 50 min
Robert Sanchez: Enough is enough

Robert Sanchez: Enough is enough

Brighton fans knew it. Chelsea fans knew it. Robert Sanchez is not good enough for this level of football. Sadly, Chelsea paid the price for that once again…

26 January 2025 · 56 min
One of our own

One of our own

After 36 days without a league win, Chelsea returned to the top 4 with an important if not all convincing 3-1 win against Wolves. We pick the bones out of the…

22 January 2025 · 43 min
Couldn't finish our dinner

Couldn't finish our dinner

Chelsea rue miss chances yet again as a flat second half performance leaves the Blues without a win in 5 Premier League games. Just what has happened to…

15 January 2025 · 42 min
Shrimps cooked, Cherries to squash

Shrimps cooked, Cherries to squash

Chelsea swept Morecambe aside to get our season back on track. Chris and Joe reflect on that win, the enigma that is João Félix, and look ahead to what feels…

12 January 2025 · 41 min
The player Chelsea need to sign in January

The player Chelsea need to sign in January

After getting just 2 points from 12 across 4 very disappointing games, we name the ONE player Chelsea need to buy in January. He'd not only improve Chelsea…

5 January 2025 · 42 min
Momentum Halted

Momentum Halted

A mini-pod special to reflect on yesterday's frustrating defeat to Fulham... Do Chelsea need to do some January business? Voicenotes on all that and more. —…

27 December 2024 · 26 min
Tinsel, Toffees & Titles..?

Tinsel, Toffees & Titles..?

Chelsea’s form has us dreaming of a Christmas miracle… could we really put together a genuine title challenge? After the win against Brentford, we consider…

18 December 2024 · 44 min
It's happened again

It's happened again

We look at binned boots, bottle jobs and Brentford as it happened again with Chelsea beating Spurs with a red hot comeback, before winning again in the cold of…

12 December 2024 · 45 min
We've got our Chelsea back

We've got our Chelsea back

2nd in the league. Top scorers. 4th best defence. Have we got our Chelsea back? We look back at a smashing evening on the south coast as we smashed the Saints…

5 December 2024 · 51 min
Title Challengers?

Title Challengers?

Whisper it quietly, but are Chelsea in the title race? In this episode we look back at arguably Chelsea’s best display of the season as we put Villa to the…

2 December 2024 · 48 min
Foxes tamed, VAR shamed

Foxes tamed, VAR shamed

We look back at a very enjoyable Saturday lunchtime at Leicester, ask whether VAR will ever protect Cole Palmer and preview this weekends big 6 pointer at the…

26 November 2024 · 57 min
Chelsea Shithousery XI

Chelsea Shithousery XI

From Colwill to Cucurella, Dennis Wise to Drogba - great Chelsea teams have always had a little 'shithousery' in them. In this episode we pick our all-time…

19 November 2024 · 51 min
London Locked

London Locked

We look back at a credible draw with Arsenal where Chelsea showed their resilient side, a flood of goals against Noah and discuss the future of Christopher…

12 November 2024 · 49 min
Big game blues

Big game blues

We look at what’s missing from Chelsea in big games on the back of a disappointing performance at Old Trafford, and we preview the visit of Arsenal to the…

6 November 2024 · 48 min
Chelsea have balls

Chelsea have balls

Chelsea have grown some balls haven't we. We celebrate Chelsea grafting out a great win at home to Newcastle, look at a Chelsea youngster pulling up trees out…

29 October 2024 · 53 min
Liverschooled

Liverschooled

Did Chelsea show Liverpool too much respect at Anfield? We answer that, share our opinions on the disappointing but not demoralizing defeat on Sunday, and…

22 October 2024 · 52 min
Ten men went to mow

Ten men went to mow

With Liverpool riding high at the top of the league, can Chelsea continue the progression we’re seeing under Maresca and get a result at Anfield this weekend?…

17 October 2024 · 57 min
Do Chelsea have a discipline problem?

Do Chelsea have a discipline problem?

In this episode we look back at a frustrating and firey draw with Forest at The Bridge that leaves us fourth going into the international break. We ask…

9 October 2024 · 57 min
Is Cole Palmer better than Eden Hazard?

Is Cole Palmer better than Eden Hazard?

Cole Palmer’s record breaking 4-goal first-half haul against Brighton has got the whole world talking about him. In this episode we discuss his genius and how…

2 October 2024 · 52 min
Are Chelsea better than we thought?

Are Chelsea better than we thought?

Are Chelsea a team to be feared again? The win at West Ham means Chelsea have lost only 2 games from 20 in the league since February, with the midweek win…

25 September 2024 · 50 min
Our Chelsea XI vs West Ham

Our Chelsea XI vs West Ham

Can Chelsea make it 5 away wins in a row? We preview the London derby at West Ham, pick our team for the game and reflect on the season so far. We even give…

19 September 2024 · 38 min
Hello hello, Jadon Sancho

Hello hello, Jadon Sancho

The Chelsea fans have a new hero: “Hello, hello, Jadon Sancho, Jadon Sancho.” In this episode we look back at Chelsea’s lucky but satisfying one nil win at…

16 September 2024 · 36 min
Never a dull moment at Chelsea

Never a dull moment at Chelsea

With the Boehly v Clearlake battle hotting up, there truly is never a dull moment at Chelsea Football Club. We give our thoughts on the battle in the…

12 September 2024 · 43 min
"Cheer us on through the sun and rain..."

"Cheer us on through the sun and rain..."

Have Chelsea fans been spoiled by success? The atmosphere at Stamford Bridge is the worst it’s been in years, and whilst many are happy to blame the owners -…

3 September 2024 · 41 min
Crazy, Genius or Both?

Crazy, Genius or Both?

In this episode, we give our views on Chelsea’s ownership group - BlueCo. Two years into the project, Clearlake & Boehly are running the club in a way never…

30 August 2024 · 37 min
Madueke's Molineux Magic

Madueke's Molineux Magic

We celebrate Madueke’s Molinuex magic act that gave Enzo Maresca his first Premier League win. We praise the gift from God that is Cole Palmer and look forward…

26 August 2024 · 38 min
Sorry Sanchez, it’s Jörgensen time

Sorry Sanchez, it’s Jörgensen time

Enzo Maresca’s has his first win as Chelsea boss and one that has given him a selection dilemma between the sticks. We preview this weekend’s game at The…

23 August 2024 · 38 min
Opening day pain, missed chances again

Opening day pain, missed chances again

We reflect on opening day defeat to Man City and look at the positives amongst the pain. We discuss the return of João Félix, and we look forward to the return…

19 August 2024 · 40 min
The 2024/25 Season Preview

The 2024/25 Season Preview

Have Chelsea fans ever been more divided ahead of a new season? In this episode, we get the views of a number of fans with some optimistic about what our new…

15 August 2024 · 40 min
Inter the season we go

Inter the season we go

There’s never a dull moment at Chelsea Football Club is there? Out of nowhere, Chelsea announced the signing of Pedro Neto from Wolves - taking our transfer…

12 August 2024 · 40 min
Breaking the high-line habit

Breaking the high-line habit

After months of speculation, Conor Gallagher has left Chelsea for Atletico Madrid with striker Samu Omorodion coming the other way. In this episode, we talk…

9 August 2024 · 42 min
Humbled by Haaland

Humbled by Haaland

Haaland is good isn’t he? Our passing out from the back, not so much. In this episode we reflect on that pre-season humbling by Man City, a couple of…

5 August 2024 · 27 min
The positive signs from pre-season

The positive signs from pre-season

At the halfway point of pre-season, we take a look at the positive signs so far and the players staking a claim to be key parts of Maresca’s new look Chelsea.…

2 August 2024 · 38 min
3 wishes for Chelsea's 24/25 season

3 wishes for Chelsea's 24/25 season

Just 67 days since the end of last season, Chelsea kicked off their pre-season against Wrexham with a new manager and raft of new players. We discuss that…

26 July 2024 · 43 min
How important is a good pre-season?

How important is a good pre-season?

With pre-season upon us, we discuss why doing well in the US might tell us more about the season than you might think with memories (good and bad) of years…

19 July 2024 · 37 min
Why Chelsea need a new goalkeeper

Why Chelsea need a new goalkeeper

John Terry famously said that Petr Cech was worth 12 to 15 points a season. This week, we discuss arguably the most important position on the pitch and why…

12 July 2024 · 32 min
Neil Bath is straight outta Cobham

Neil Bath is straight outta Cobham

After an incredible 31 years at the club, we say farewell to Neil Bath, an undisputed Chelsea legend that made our academy the envy of the world. We discuss…

5 July 2024 · 39 min
Don’t blame Chelsea, blame the rules

Don’t blame Chelsea, blame the rules

With Omari Kellyman joining from Aston Villa and Ian Maatsen going the other way, we give our views on the moves and get the Villa perspective from…

28 June 2024 · 43 min
The best player Chelsea nearly signed

The best player Chelsea nearly signed

With Chelsea hot on the tails of Michael Olise for a second consecutive summer, who is the best player Chelsea nearly signed? We trawl through the memory bank…

20 June 2024 · 35 min
Who is Chelsea’s fastest defender?

Who is Chelsea’s fastest defender?

Is Tosin Adarabioyo now Chelsea’s fastest defender? We answer that and share our opinions on our new signing along with the view from Craven Cottage with…

13 June 2024 · 36 min
Why Chelsea fans will love Maresca

Why Chelsea fans will love Maresca

This week, we share notes on Enzo Maresca and the one reason Chelsea fans will love him. We hear the Leicester City perspective from social media star Henry…

6 June 2024 · 37 min